As I spy through the lens of the camera I can spot something lying in the grass, its the BEAST! As I think in my head I remember back home how they treat me, how sad I normally am. Once I get this photo they'll treat me so much better.
As I click the button on the camera I heard a noise, I checked the photo. All I could see was a wet black nose, a drooly soggy red tongue and long floppy ears. OH NO!!! My-My-My PHOTO!
I felt breathing on my tiny little neck. Its behind me isn't it... Wait a minute that looks like my dog Gary, did you drink the giant potion again Gary?